Damon Salvatore's 7 Most Sarcastic Lines From TVD

Don’t Mistake The Fact That We Haven’t Set You On Fire In Your Sleep For Trust.

Season 2

If I Have To Hear Doppelgänger One More Time, I'm Going To Have To Learn How To Spell It.

Season 5

Some Girls Can't Resist My Good Looks, My Style, My Charm, And My Unflinching Ability To Listen To Taylor Swift.

Season 1

Am I Wearing My ‘I Blew Up The Council’ T-Shirt? Why Does Everybody Keep Asking Me That?

Season 4

There Is No Such Thing As A Bad Idea. Only Poorly Executed Awesome Ones.

Season 2

I Do Believe In Killing The Messenger. Know Why? Because It Sends A Message.

Season 1

Gotta Run. Have A Murder To Plan. Busy Day.

Season 2